Yankees suck! ...or do they?

It was a beautiful fall evening... 55 degrees, minimal wind, the smell of sausages, onions, and peppers wafted in the crisp air. It was the Alley! Erin, Jay, Bill, Felix, and Dave (and Paul showed up too) sat around the fantastic Alley fire and watched, in part, the Red Sox v. Yankees 3rd game of the ALCS. Oh, MAN. We sucked, we rocked, we sucked, we rocked... and I'm pretty sure we ended up sucking. I've just come in, it was the 7th, and we were down SEVENTEEN to EIGHT. What the hell?? And to make matters worse, Dave had gone back to his place in the 2nd inning (after puking next to the dumpsters, no lie), only to come back with a Red Sox hat VANDALIZED with "Yankees win Red Sox Suck fuck you" written on it! He did it himself with a Sharpie! What??? Oh, man. So I'm sure by now the Red Sox have suffered yet another loss, which means we have no more pitching staff that will be capable of anything, and we shall yet join the ranks of getting to the Playoffs without doing anything of substance. God Bless the Red Sox!