Back door, huh? Good idea.
Hey all. Time for me to invite you over for card playing. Come one, come all. But when you do, come in the back door, okay? There was a break in next door, like the next door that is separated from our place by just a wall. The burglars could have decided which place to break into based on eeny meeny, a coin flip, or rock paper scissors, who knows? We got lucky, I guess. Of course, Josh and I don't really have anything of tremendouse value. The bad guys took some watches and jewelry from our neighbors' place. Makes me wonder, though, if people who don't have jewelry assume that everybody else does have some. Either way, there's going to be a new lock put on the outside front door and it will be locked pretty much all the time. So, come one, come all. But when you do, come in the back door, okay?
posted by dennis at 2:39 PM
3 Comments:
Hey man, that bites about the break in. I suggest you borrow Alley-Dog Abe and set him up as a Delta-Force style attack dog on your porch, to let the thugs know who's in charge.
Abe isn't much bigger than jewelry, though. They might just take him, too.
You can have Abe, it's okay. Take him.
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